Funny Sales & Negotiation Class

Pass Monday was my Sales & Negotiation class… is was full of laughter n funny stuff as well… LoL…^^ It was so funny when de play role started in which all of us separated into 4 ppl in a group, 2 act as guests while de other 2 act as Sales Person… de funny things started when my fren (sales person) ask de other frens (guest) bout their banquet budget n de guest answer both of us wif a sum of RM15k for a “Theme Annual Dinner” of 1000 person including accommodation for 2 VVIP guest from US… LoL… RM15k for such a huge event… r u kidding??? Wif oni RM15k for dinner for 1000 people, I think can oni enough for mamak stall gua… even a cheapskate restaurant can quote a higher price for such an event… de 2nd jokes happens 2 my frens group role play… in which de guest ask for limousine transfer in n out… wif oni condition of dun 1 take limousine, taxi n car rental… guess wat de sales person say (I stil remember how she phrase her sentence)… In tat case, never mind n dun worry I wil arrange a coach 2 fetch ur 2 VVIP guest from KLIA… LoL (again n louder)… r u kidding, my fren??? Waste a coach juz 2 fetch 2 VVIP guest from US… allo miss, do u noe de cost of hiring a coach 2 n foe KLIA… tis kind of sales person wil oni get a big envelope from de company gua… de last jokes happen 2 my group again… is was bout de free flow of beverages given by de sales person… tis 1 is de funniest 1, in which v take de dinner menu without de drinks arrangement n then v ask for any complimentary drinks??? Guess wat de sales person answer us (I stil remember how he phrase his sentences)… dun worry sir, since u oredi spent so much wif us… Our hotel provides u wif FrEe fLoW Of “sKy JuIcE” (plain water)… LoL…^^ de whole class laugh again til stomachache… after tis de lecturer, gave us some feedback on our play role n class dismissed…!!!

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